The legend of Kung Fu

Hello loyal fanbase! China goes well, I'll soon have it shaped up and running like Switzerland in no time. But that's another monologue unto itself, let me stay focused on the imporant things! Last night I saw an intense show about kung fu where dudes broke stuff with thier head throughout a quasi-narrative about a boy who forgot the first rule of kung fu (not to talk about kung fu). There was lots of jumping and kicking and a guy tried to fight like a scorpion and came off being utterly useless. There were other elements to, like balacing on spear blades, and swinging on silks over a smoke room, and this one time when it was "night" and all these tiny lights in the roof turned on.

Then it ended with a hilarious twist.